The most unorganized collection of videos on the web.

My scattered collection of everything I think is awesome. My awesomeness ranges from cute kittens to music videos, sports videos, fail videos, and funny videos.

Fat cat stuck in a box

Fat cat stuck in a box

I don’t know why cats like boxes so much, but when this cat gets in, it can’t get out! Sounds like the nararrator was watching the Phillies vs the Giants game.  Maybe he should be buying bigger boxes for the cat, because that looks like a shoe box with a mammoth in it.

Proof that White Babies can’t Dance!

Proof that White Babies can’t Dance!

This little white baby doesn’t have any dance moves, let alone ONE MOVE that would even be considered a move. How can you be happy with this dancing baby video? If you painted this baby black and sent him on Soul Train, then he would get laughed off stage immediately. Seriously Mom, put down the [...]

…and Black Babies can Dance!

…and Black Babies can Dance!

I need to rent a black baby and take it to the mall. I would pick up so many chicks doing the stanky leg with my little black baby. Could you imagine what a white baby dance would look like? AWFUL BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T DANCE! Now back to the stanky leg. You go baby!! [...]

Dead Zombie heads on a bowling ball?

Dead Zombie heads on a bowling ball?

You read that correctly – dead decapitated zombie heads painted onto a bowling ball. Watch the video to see peoples reactions when they unexpectedly pick up a grotesque masterpiece to bowl with. You might think its creepy, but I think it’s amazing. Either way – check the bowling ball zombie head video!

Girl busted meeting guys on MySpace

Girl busted meeting guys on MySpace

She has the best younger brother ever. He seriously instigates the heck out of her and gives us the best possible commentary.  This is what siblings are really for, to make you go nuts every chance they can when you’re getting lectured by a parent. Sibling power at it’s finest. This guy needs an award! [...]

Drunk Russians fight at the Oceanarium

Drunk Russians fight at the Oceanarium

Since when does a drunk Russian fight involve a dolphin? Since right now. The drunk fight at the Russian aquarium has a cute girl, a dolphin, a drunk guy, inefficient security guards, a multi-person brawl, and a 12 year old girl fetching a shoe from the water. I want to know where the dolphin goes [...]

Rhianna barely dressed video

Rhianna barely dressed video

Rhianna hanging out barely dressed in a weird costume during the Kadooment Day Carnival celebration. Not sure what that is, or where it is, but it looks like Rhianna’s surrounded by hoochie mama’s and she needs to get back to the USA ASAP. She can come to my house and wear barely anything at all [...]

Mayor crushes cars with a big toy tank

Mayor crushes cars with a big toy tank

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtfySmhDASs If you park illegaly in his town, the Lithuanian Mayor will crush your car with a tank. Think he’s joking? Watch what he does to this Mercedes Benz. Whoop there it is. The Mayor crushes your car with a tank in a video and posts it on the Internet! Btw…what kind of weirdo toy [...]

Fabio Old Spice Challenge

Fabio Old Spice Challenge

The Old Spice Challenge videos are amazing. Two guys square off in an epic Internet battle to be the best Old Spice Commercial guy there is! Fabio steps up to the challenge and the Old Spice man beats Fabio in his own shenanigans in a long series of Internet videos. Check here for the rest [...]

Creepy lifelike human doll

Creepy lifelike human doll

Would you pay $6000 to have a creepy human sized life like doll delivered to your house? What if I told you it had useable parts. Yeah, you know, you can stick your banana in her peach pit if you know what I mean. Watch this video about these lifelike dolls and then tell me [...]

Baseballs Boogers and Creepy Mustache

Baseballs Boogers and Creepy Mustache

Rex Jones, the team trainer with the creepy mustache, is seen walking Bud Norris to the locker room. What you see looks like Rex Jones trying to get an umpires phone number by complementing him on his moobs, then Bud Norris gets bored and decides to pick his nose and stare at it while those [...]

Sneak attack soccer goal!

Sneak attack soccer goal!

Not quite as sneaky as Pearl Harbor, but Yuzo Tashiro shocks the goalie and scores one for the books. I couldn’t understand a word that was said in this sneak attack soccer goal video, but I am pretty sure that they all said GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL! and then blew 80 mph into vuvuzelas. Yeah. Remember those? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!