The most unorganized collection of videos on the web.

My scattered collection of everything I think is awesome. My awesomeness ranges from cute kittens to music videos, sports videos, fail videos, and funny videos.

Fat girl tased and drops like a tree = HILARIOUS!

Fat girl tased and drops like a tree = HILARIOUS!

fat girl tased by police and she drops like a tree timbering over in the woods.

Female State Trooper should be ashamed of herself

Female State Trooper should be ashamed of herself

Fat ugly female State Trooper arrests a police officer in Miami.

Someone call Randy from South Park, this Cracka is Crazy Yo!

Someone call Randy from South Park, this Cracka is Crazy Yo!

most embarrassing episode of wheel of fortune and the word clam n1gger! I can’t believe this fool guessed the letter N.

Give me a ticket, I give you a chainsaw.

Give me a ticket, I give you a chainsaw.

I’ll take the parking ticket, and raise you a chainsaw. While you’re at it, put in a new parking meter, because I just sawed yours down.

21 Jump Street – from cool show to funny movie.

21 Jump Street – from cool show to funny movie.

Redband trailer for 21 Jump Street with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.

Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!

Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!

Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She’s older now, and pretty hot. I’d hit it. Oops. Too soon?

The Rum Diary – worth seeing it or no?

The Rum Diary – worth seeing it or no?

Oh how we love to drink rum by the gallons, we shave our chest in the shower and play power hour, we drink rum by the gallons!

And this is why we can’t have nice things

And this is why we can’t have nice things

My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It’s pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing run on sentences.

How to quit your job like a boss

How to quit your job like a boss

Dear Job, I no longer like you. You treat me like a battered wife. I am not some girl in a Lifetime movie – I WILL ACTUALLY LEAVE YOU! So here I am, with my own terrible marching band, to inform you that I quit my job as soon as the drum roll kicks in. And….a 1, a 2, and a 3 – drum roll please!

Hi. That’s a dirtbike and you should move.

Hi. That’s a dirtbike and you should move.

Sometimes you just have to stand there and take it like a girl. A big, dumb, idiot, brainless, girl. I’m sorry, did that offend the smart girls out there? My bad – it’s just that the girl in the dirt bike video is probably the biggest moron I’ve seen all month, and that’s a full 20 days up to this point. 20 days of dumb girl wrapped up into one short funny clip video.

Name something you put in your mouth and don’t swallow?

Name something you put in your mouth and don’t swallow?

Steve Harvey is about to pee his pants on the set of Family Feud when a pastors wife, inadvertently, admits on TV that she puts sperm in her mouth. She didn’t verify who the sperm belonged too, but Steve Harvey went into conniptions.

Boy reacts to the Empire Strikes Back

Boy reacts to the Empire Strikes Back

Quiet little buddy has quite the reaction to Darth Vader in the Empire Strikes Back. I wonder what his reaction will be when he finds out Santa Claus is real too! I bet you’re reacting funny right now from reading that and finding out your parents lied about a lie when you were 12! He’s real. I’ve met him in front of a JC Penny at the mall.