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LA Spends $1B a Year on Homelessness and It Only Gets Worse
Los Angeles has been dumping nearly one billion dollars a year into its homelessness crisis, and Skid Row looks exactly the same as it did ten...
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Farmers Say Cartels and Trade Deals Are Killing Their Farms
If you ever wondered who is winning the war against American agriculture, the answer is basically everyone except the people actually growing your...
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Jim Banks Reads Kavanaugh's Homework, Writes a Bill About It
Senator Jim Banks just introduced a piece of legislation that basically amounts to reading a Supreme Court concurrence and saying "don't mind if I...
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UPS driver throws 30lb package at aggressive dog, sparking debate
This guy was just trying to deliver a package when a big dog rushed at him aggressively. The delivery guy had a split second to either defend...
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First female ump in MLB was possibly the worst performance by an ump, ever
Jen Pawol made history as the first female umpire to work a regular-season Major League Baseball (MLB) game. She debuted on August 9, 2025, during...
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Maine Democrat says arresting fraudsters is racist and bigoted and how dare we follow the law!
Imagine people in your area are defrauding the government for millions of dollars, stealing all that money from taxpayers, and all you want to do...
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Guy on EBT says he ain't working, that's for taxpayers to do
This guy allegedly got a note in the mail that said he had to work part time in order to keep his EBT benefits. He responds by posting a video...
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'Treasonous' Slotkin says Dems will lose elections if SAVE Act is passed
Senator Elissa Slotkin has strongly opposed the SAVE Act, arguing it is a vehicle for federal overreach designed to disenfranchise eligible voters...
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Toronto police really thought this video was a good idea?
The Toronto police thought this was a good idea and ended up being mocked all over social media.
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"I’m not participating in that sh*t" - Guy fired for not using they/them pronouns takes a stand
A man claims he was fired from Chili’s in Louisiana for addressing a woman by her actual name instead of using “they/them” pronouns. "I’m not...
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Lindsey Graham's Tributes Prove He Was DC's Rarest Species
You know a politician was something special when Al Franken and Ted Cruz are both genuinely sad at the same time about the same guy. That is not a...
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Anti-ICE Protesters Storm Susan Collins' Office After Shooting
Nothing says "productive civic engagement" quite like banging on a senator's door and chanting "Throw her out" because you are angry about a...
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Lindsey Graham's Final Words Were Peak Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham's last recorded words were a joke about his own to-do list, and honestly, the man could not have scripted a more fitting exit if he...
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Armed Man Arrested at US Capitol's North Barricade
Nothing says "Monday morning" quite like someone allegedly rolling up to the United States Capitol with a firearm and finding out that the...
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McConnell Proves He's Alive, Only Four Weeks Late
Mitch McConnell's office finally released a photo, a statement, and a medical explanation on Sunday confirming that the 84-year-old senator is, in...

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