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Fauci Pleads the Fifth 111 Times, Trump Questions His Pardon
So Anthony Fauci walked into a congressional hearing, invoked the Fifth Amendment one hundred and eleven times, and apparently thought that would be the end...
Musk Said He Was Done With Politics, Then Wrote a $100M Check
Remember when Elon Musk told everyone he was going to step back from political involvement because he got "carried away"? Yeah, about that. The guy who...
WNBA Co-Owner Yells at Teen Girls, Gets Suspended Five Games
Nothing says 'great leadership' quite like a professional sports team co-owner screaming profanity at a couple of teenagers. Seattle Storm co-owner Celeste...
DC Gets 'Missing Person' Flyers for Mitch McConnell
Somebody call the milk carton company because Mitch McConnell has apparently vanished from the United States Senate, and now pranksters are literally...
Fauci Pleads the Fifth 111 Times and Even Obama's Lawyer Says Yikes
You know your legal strategy is going swimmingly when a lawyer who was literally appointed by Barack Obama goes on CNN to tell the world you just made...
Trump Drops an 'I Told You So' on Spain's Border Catastrophe
Spain is currently finding out what happens when your border security plan consists of hoping really hard that nobody notices the giant holes in your fence...
Pelosi Tells Young Socialists to Get Off Her Lawn
Nancy Pelosi, the retiring former House Speaker, would like everyone to know that she is absolutely, positively not here for the socialist kids primarying...
DEI police chief forced to resign after shooting
Several Seattle City Councilmembers told KOMO News that Mayor Katie Wilson asked Police Chief Shon Barnes to resign Wednesday night, and the mayor confirmed...
Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez allowed a migrant invasion, oh and he hates Elon Musk
Reported by Maze: "You have to watch this speech by Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez. The irony is unbelievable!!
February, 2026. Upset about Musk's...
18yo girl found dead in home owned by Rep. Pressley's husband was murdered, police say
Earlier this month, an 18-year-old woman was found dead in a home owned by the husband of Massachusetts Rep. Ayanna Pressley, and police have confirmed it...
This was America under Joe Biden. We were almost like Spain
Just think how bad the border would be if Kamala Harris won the 2024 election. The border was a disaster under Joe Biden's presidency because they refused...
Man in target accused of stealing at the self-checkout
I'm not one to judge, so you can watch the video below and see if he's stealing or really scanning the items in a Target self-checkout.
53 seconds of African migrants storming Ceuta, all grown men
Thousands of African migrants from Morocco stormed the border in Ceuta, all of them criminals because they're breaking into the country.
Where are the...
Hunter Biden cusses out entire Trump family, down to the grandchildren
Reported by Marco Foster: "Hunter Biden: “As it relates to Donald Trump, f*ck him. f*ck his son. f*ck his daughter. I mean it, all of them, the whole family...
Trump Gives Thune the Worst Performance Review in History
Nothing says "your job is safe" quite like the President of the United States looking into a camera and telling reporters he'll "let you know" whether...
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