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Springfield OH Braces for What Comes After TPS Ruling
Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin has a simple message for Haitian migrants on Temporary Protected Status: file the paperwork for...
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Robinson Allegedly Ate Chick-fil-A Before Kirk Assassination
There is something deeply unsettling about a man allegedly eating a chicken sandwich with the people he was about to devastate. Tyler Robinson...
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Illinois Power Couple Indicted in $100K Kickback Scheme
Nothing says family values quite like allegedly steering state grant money to nonprofits so they can put your daughter on the payroll, then...
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Manchin Tells Fetterman to Ditch Democrats: It's Liberating
Joe Manchin, the former West Virginia senator who broke up with the Democratic Party in 2024 like a guy who finally leaves a relationship he's...
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NYC Mayor's Immigrant Map Has Little Yemen But No Little Italy
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, the self-described socialist who apparently governs with a very selective memory, just released an official...
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Birth Tourism Billboards Pop Up Offering U.S. Citizenship for $4K
Well that didn't take long. The Supreme Court barely finished ruling on birthright citizenship before entrepreneurs with the moral compass of a...
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Trucker Who Needed Google Translate Kills College Soccer Star
A commercial truck driver from Uzbekistan who entered the country through the diversity visa lottery during the Biden administration killed a 21...
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Maine Dem Senate Nominee Drops Out After Campaign Implodes
Graham Platner, the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate in Maine, has officially pulled the plug on what might be the shortest and most chaotic...
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Maine Dems' Senate Nominee Won't Quit Unless He Picks His Replacement
Maine Democratic Senate nominee Graham Platner is apparently treating his withdrawal from the race like a hostage negotiation, and the hostage is...
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Michael Cohen and Trump Bury the Hatchet After Years of War
If you had "Michael Cohen and Donald Trump become friends again" on your 2026 bingo card, congratulations, you absolute lunatic. Nobody saw this...
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Brazil Jails Parents for Homeschooling, Not Playing Trap Music
A Brazilian couple just got sentenced to 50 days in prison for homeschooling their two daughters, and one of the court's actual complaints was...
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Mitch McConnell Missing for 3 Weeks, Senators Say He Sounds Great on Phone
Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized since June 14th. Nobody outside his inner circle has seen him. His office has released zero medical details...
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Man Tries to Run Over ICE Agent in Houston, Gets Shot
Here is a pro tip for anyone who finds themselves in a traffic stop situation: do not attempt to use your vehicle as a weapon against the people...
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Ultimate double standard in men vs women EXPOSED
She thought she was funny until he pulled out the scale.
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Platner Just Torched the Entire Democratic Brand for Them
The Democratic Party spent years building their whole identity around being the party of women, the party that believed all accusers, the party...

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