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Maine Dems Trade One Senate Disaster for Another One
Graham Platner is finally suspending his campaign for U.S. Senate in Maine, and honestly, the only surprising thing is that it took this long. As...
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Ayanna Pressley Drops a History Lesson Nobody Asked For
Representative Ayanna Pressley went ahead and said what a lot of politicians usually only whisper into their pillows at night: that not one...
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Trump Says Iran Ceasefire Is Dead, But Sure Let's Keep Talking
Nothing says diplomacy quite like declaring a ceasefire dead in all caps on social media and then agreeing to keep chatting anyway. President...
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Kentucky Governor Wants Proof McConnell Is Alive and Well
Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear is doing what a lot of people have been thinking and flat out asking Senator Mitch McConnell to prove he is still...
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Microsoft Cuts Thousands of Jobs While Approving H-1B Visas
That's what happens when you have an Indian chief.
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Tom Homan Says 10,000 Arrested in Five Days, Nobody Off the Table
They should be DEPORTING 10,000 people PER DAY! And Homan should stop promising to arrest the sanctuary mayors and governors because he NEVER HAS...
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NYC Mayor's Team Caught Scheduling Secret Chat With Iran
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani's administration apparently thought it would be totally fine and normal for a city official to quietly schedule...
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Tyler Robinson's Own Texts Basically Built the Case Against Him
If you ever find yourself committing a heinous crime, maybe do not text your partner a play-by-play confession and then politely ask them to...
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Crockett Demands ICE Accountability After Agent Shoots Attacker
Representative Jasmine Crockett of Texas saw an ICE shooting in Houston and immediately knew who the real villain was: the federal officers who...
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AI Faked a Jeffries Quote and Thousands Just Nodded Along
An AI generated video of Hakeem Jeffries standing at a podium demanding that Trump supporters stop calling him "Dollar Store Obama" went viral...
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US Strikes Disrupt Iran's Rail Lines During Khamenei Funeral
Nothing says "we're thinking of you" quite like bombing a railway on the day of a funeral procession. According to Trending Politics, U.S. strikes...
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Trump Getting a Fancy Granite Helipad for Marine One
Nothing says "I have arrived" quite like landing your helicopter on a custom granite pad with a presidential seal carved into it. President Donald...
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NYC Mayor's Immigrant Map Somehow Forgets Little Italy
Mayor Zohran Mamdani released a city-backed map of New York's immigrant neighborhoods that managed to include Little Palestine, Little Yemen, and...
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White House Drops 162 Pages on Smithsonian for Being Too Woke
The White House just published a 162-page report going after the Smithsonian Institution, and you have to wonder how many interns lost their...
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Oregon Gets Five Days to Fix Voter Rolls or Face the DOJ
When Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon sends you a letter with a five-day deadline and criminal prosecution dangling at the end of it...

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