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This is a huge WTF moment.
Memorial Day for many people is nothing but a BBQ or a trip to the beach. In fact, there's tons of Americans who are actually dumb enough that they don't know what Memorial Day is actually for. They think it's the "first week of summer" or "BBQ/BEACH Weekend" - which is not even close.
Memorial Day pays respect to the American soldiers who fought for you to be as smart, free, stupid, fat, lazy, entitled, and American as you are.
So when you take your first sip of your cheapest drink, or a bite into a beefy burger - say a quick prayer and a thank you to the soldiers who live and fight for the United States of America. Without our troops, you wouldn't be sipping on anything this weekend.
Thanks to all the soldiers fighting for America, this weekend is for you!
When you're at a graduation, it is nice of you to leave your ipad home. This is true especially if you have an oversized head.
OMG did anyone hear about this or see the videos? Ok so Clemonton Park is a little amusement / water park in some far off area in New Jersey. It's nothing special, just a small park with some rides and sliders, and it's a good place to go for the afternoon with your family. It's not big and nutty like Great Adventure. It's like Great Adventure Lite.
So this weekend someone rented out the park for an adult only party and let's just say it got WAY OUT OF CONTROL while DJ Doc B was spinning his music...well...if he was playing anything good that is.
This pool party had nasty dancing.
And of course, when you put that many ratchet people in one place, then you know there's gonna be a fight. And there surely was a big ol girl fight.
So yeah, here's some pics and vids from the most ratchetest pool party I've ever seen.
And no offense, but those heffers in the pool twerking need to put their clothes back on. They don't need to be out in public shaking anything that looks like that. Oh heck no. Get of out the pool, ya heffer!
Click ahead to see the big girls dancing in the pool party.
I learned this week that I am definitely not the smartest person on the planet. I used to be, even though my family may think differently, because a smart person knows how to be on time, and my fiance who's a valedictorian double major reminds me without saying it.
Then I listened to Gallagher speak while he wasn't performing and my brain installed a grenade pin and pulled it repeatedly until thoughts oozed out like volcanic lava burning straw huts in Hawaii. Hearing him talk was humbling, thought provocative, and literally logical.
He sorta says English makes no sense, and he's more than sorta right. I was told years ago that English is the hardest language to learn because we have 900 words for everything. English words have multiple meanings. English words when spelled and pronounced the way they're spelt can mean different things. Gallagher is right. English is literally the worst language ever.
But we all speak it. We all complain about prensar dos tu habla Espanol. We loathe border jumpers. We want fences higher than my wall of resilience. And if we think about it for two second, and have half a brain, we realize that more people would speak English if it made any darn sense at all.
Spanish people have one word for most things. English speaking people have 90 words for each thing and depending on the thing, the spelling is pronounced based upon the item we talk about. How stupid is that? How can you expect Rosetta Stone to teach people English when it's rules and spellings are beyond the spectrum of Corky?
Listen to this brief Gallagher clip from YouTube...
Agree with me yet?
4 years of Spanish taught me the equivalent of nothing. But 2:41 with Gallagher opens your mind.
A Gallagher quote from 1981 says "why is there so much unemployment when there's so much work to do?" Figure that out, Obama, you bum.
This week was brought to you by:
Catfish eating pigeons video.
Bane Cat video.
Facebook fails pictures.
Scotch tape selfie pics.
A man arrested for arranging 45 men to enter 1 woman.
And a chef peeling an apple with a drill.
A cop shootout dash cam video.
Fake Obamacare numbers, just like his fake voters.
And every ounce of brain power from Gallagher.
I'm still swimming in the thought of how messed up English is and how brainwashed we all are fighting about it and trying to get other languages out of the country.
What if Spanish was better? Even though everyone speaking it sounds drunk or mad, but what if?
To keep you going, here's video clips of Gallagher smashing things and being super intelligent. He didn't even need to smash anything, his words were entertaining enough. Just pure awesomeness.
And of course, black Gallagher by the infamous Dave Chappelle.
Hey babe - can we go to a Gallagher show?
There's rumors going around since 2013 that a Nigerian hotel was caught serving human meat and that human heads were found in the kitchen.
It turns out that it was ONLY A RUMOR. The Nigerian hotel was NOT serving human meat, but the authorities DID find human heads, guns, cash, etc.
Now back to that email scandal...
Current source: every news outlet.
True Source http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/nigeria.asp
Kanye West performed at the Billboard Music Awards and the audience at home and in person could barely hear or see him. The network censored Kanye West for over a minute during his performance of "All Day" and "Black Skinhead" and many media personalities listed this as his absolute worst performance ever.
However, most regular every day people disagreed. Most people thought that this was Kanye's best performance.
"Any time you can't hear or see Kanye - that's a good thing."
People love to hate Kanye and Kim with piggy breath Chloe right behind. I'm one of those people. I don't really like the Kardashian's or Kanye. They just don't do anything good for anyone.
I forgot to mention - Kanye was also booed during most of his appearance. Has Billboard been living under a rock? Did they not know that NO ONE LIKES KANYE WEST? Or did Billboard troll everyone and hire Kanye because they know that NO ONE LIKES KANYE WEST and that this performance of his would make viral videos and news?
I think Billboard trolled us.
It all started when that invisible bike cat meme picture stormed the web and drove us all into a Photoshop frenzy to remove bikes from under people. Some of them turned out pretty darn cool and funny!
Click away to see the gifs.
You have now heard it all. A person trashcan with legs is suing New York City for $5 million because she sprained her ankle on an uneven pavement.
The metaphoric trashcan with legs is Al Sharpton's daughter, Dominique Sharpton, and I think she is an idiot.
Do you know how many uneven sidewalks there are on this planet? Perhaps millions. Most people see them and can walk on them with no problem. She's 28 with two legs and a dad who can barely enunciate while speaking, so what's her excuse? Was she walking and texting? Was she wearing 6 inch heels, aka, roach killers?
You gotta just click ahead and read the rest. My mind is too blown to show it all right here...
You know what pure gold looks like? It's right in front of you. Some users at 4chan had me laughing hard at this mastery.
This was just amazing.
Photoshop level 99.
I've always disliked Starbucks (except that graham cracker drink I had) and this video of a Starbucks manager losing her cool over a straw just makes me giggle.
I don't think coffee needs to be $5 a cup. It's brown water. Literally water mixed with a little bit of something else that's extremely readily available. It's not like the coffee that Starbucks uses is anything special. It's just as generic as the $5 giant can of Maxwell House in the super market. The service is no different than the service you'd get at McDonald's buying something from the dollar menu. There's just NO justification to charging that much for a cup of coffee and quite honestly, I don't even like ordering anything from there because I don't care to call a LARGE a VENTI. It's a large.
Click ahead to see the video.
Nick Lynough scratched off a lottery ticket and the words revealed YOU ELMIRA TRASH.
He is a resident of Elmira, New York and it hurt his feelings. He is offended by the lottery ticket and he thought complaining about it, instead of laughing and throwing it out, was a better idea. He even thought it was fake and directed towards him.
As it turns out, the lottery ticket is 100% legit, random, and real. Totally random just like how random it was that the woman with no feet won a treadmill on The Price is Right.
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