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NJ Gov Blames Software Glitch, Software Company Says Nah Fam
Oh, this is beautiful. New Jersey Governor Mikie Sherrill held a press conference Tuesday to announce that a pesky software "glitch" somehow registered...
CIA Whistleblower Says Shadow Government Is Real, Has Receipts
Well folks, turns out the conspiracy board in the basement just got validated by an actual career CIA officer with a camera pointed at his face. James...
RI Lawmaker Promises ICE a 'Day of Reckoning' on Social Media
Nothing says "stable elected official" quite like hopping on social media to drop an expletive-laden threat against federal law enforcement officers. Rhode...
Trump Gives Iran a Ticking Clock and a Really Big Stick
President Trump went full "deal or else" on Monday, letting Iran know that the window for negotiations is roughly the size of a keyhole and closing fast. As...
Mitch McConnell Drops a Proof of Life Photo, Still MIA
Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell has left the hospital after taking a tumble at home last month, but don't expect to see him roaming the halls of the Senate...
AOC Claims Defense Bill Merges US and Israeli Armies, Gets Roasted
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez decided to drop a spicy take on social media this week, and boy did it land like a lead balloon in a room full of fact checkers...
FBI Nabs 4 Most Wanted Fraudsters on 3 Continents in 5 Weeks
If you stole COVID relief money and thought hiding overseas was a solid retirement plan, the FBI would like a word. According to USA Journal, four...
Ex-PA Dem Lawmaker Busted by FBI for Child Exploitation
Well, here's a guy who went from winning elections to winning a pair of handcuffs. Former Pennsylvania Democratic state representative Jesse White, 48, was...
NYT Put a Captured Dictator on Their Most Stylish List
The New York Times apparently thought a deposed dictator rocking a grey Nike tracksuit while being hauled away by U.S. forces was peak fashion. And...
Louisiana Congressman Ditches DC to Go Back to State Senate
Louisiana Rep. Cleo Fields just pulled the ultimate political U-turn, announcing Friday that he's going to pass on running for Congress again and instead...
Trump Rolls Out the World's Simplest Math Problem for Iran
Well, Iran finally got its very own loyalty card program, except instead of earning free coffee, every stamp gets a bridge or power plant blown to...
Majority of Democrats Now Pro-Socialism, Polls Confirm
Well, the numbers are in, and they're about as subtle as a hammer and sickle tattoo at a Fourth of July barbecue. According to polling data that Fox News...
Trump Pumps the Brakes on Iran After 13 Nights of Bombs
President Donald Trump, who spent nearly two straight weeks turning Iranian military infrastructure into rubble, has apparently decided to take the weekend...
Trump Slaps Tariffs on 60 Nations for Not Banning Forced Labor
Just when you thought the tariff buffet couldn't fit another dish, the Trump administration rolled out a fresh platter of import duties targeting roughly 60...
Self-Described Communist Wins NYC Primary, GOP Women Fire Back
Well folks, American politics just got a whole lot spicier, and not in the fun salsa way. More in the "government wants to run your grocery store" way. As...
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