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    Catherine Herridge reveals bigger bombshell in Trump's document drop

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    Investigative journalist Catherine Herridge went through newly released Trump Administration documents on election integrity and found CIA emails suggesting they worked against Donald Trump to benefit China and the Democrats in the 2020 election. She said she discovered a November 2020 email between intelligence officials stating they had “deliberately massaged” a pending President’s Daily Brief to avoid direct links to the election. This was described as a “multi-domain operation,”...
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    Trans Democrat gives mind-boggling qualifications for Senate

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    Just when you thought the bar couldn't be any lower, that's when this Maine Democrat candidate steps in and proves you wrong. MODERATOR: "What qualifications do you have to serve in the U.S. Senate?" Maine Democrat Ashley Webb: "I'm a songwriter and I write my own books." Is that really an Ashley? Oh wait, it's not. It's a dude dressed up as a woman.
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    Trump reveals who knew about China creating fake ballots for Biden

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    President Trump claims that in 2020, the CIA, FBI, and NSA knew China was attempting to manufacture fake ballots to help elect Joe Biden, but they hid this from him. Newly declassified documents allegedly show that these agencies colluded and even bragged about running a “shadow government” by withholding critical intelligence from Trump. He insists every one of them should be imprisoned, accusing them of knowing the 2020 election was at risk of being stolen and supporting it.
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    DHS found over 250,000 foreign voters in just four states

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    The 250,000+ foreign voters discovered by DHS were found in just four states, and there are still 46 other states to investigate. This could be a massive issue in the months leading up to the 2026 election.
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    American flag parking spot rejected because it may offend others

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    A local mother expressed public frustration over a Union County school district's decision to reject her son’s custom senior parking spot design. The design, meant to honor his future enlistment, prominently featured an American flag and the "Class of '27. She has every right to be mad and the school district should be ashamed of themselves.
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Fights

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It was only a matter of time until hands were thrown and jiggly bits were jiggling.
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News & Politics

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Social Media

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Social Media

Woman with no eyebrows mocks Donald Trump

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News & Politics

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Entertainment

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Fights

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Funny

So you're telling me this toothpaste commercial came out for everyone??

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News & Politics

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News & Politics

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News & Politics

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News & Politics

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